merchantge
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Merchanting is Money
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Post by merchantge on Dec 23, 2008 17:37:53 GMT -5
Zezima Jokes-These are jokes im posting atm
Zezima was getting beat up from street gangs and said "piling noobs"!
Zezima got fat rom safing.
Zezima lighted his couch and said w00t 99 firemaking.
zezima rob Bill gates and said w00t 99 theving
zezima got striked from lighting and said i hate you sarsdomin! 5pirit bought zezima a bow for christmas and shot his dad nd said 99 range!
When zezima got a baby he tried to name it JAmes but it was taken.
At 4rth of July zezima saw fireworks and said "who leveled"?
Zezima threw his freezer at his mom and yelled"ice blitz"!
When zezima husband died he said "don't worry i bless your grave"
When zezima was born he was sent to Tutorial Island.
Zezima draw a fire sign in a stone and sid w00t 99 runecrafting.
When Zezima Sister cuss he said"haha reported"
Zezima mom almost died so thn zezima found a lobster and save her life.
Zezima gave birth a said w00t 99 summoning
Zezima busted his cell size "our manly thing used for waterfalling" and said don;t worry i have 99 defense!
THats all--Merchant G E
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Post by Firestorm886 on Dec 24, 2008 3:39:47 GMT -5
That are some pretty funny jokes. There are also funny videos and pictures out there, maybe I will post them all one day. Anyway my favorite joke is: 'Zezima played the game 30 years before its release'. You could add that one to your list.
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merchantge
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Merchanting is Money
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Post by merchantge on Dec 24, 2008 6:51:33 GMT -5
LOL thats funny :[)
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Post by tofakies on Dec 25, 2008 8:42:16 GMT -5
yah there are some funny jokes on the list
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Post by kannigel on Dec 25, 2008 9:07:59 GMT -5
nice jokes....
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Post by areston on Dec 25, 2008 13:08:58 GMT -5
yep some are quite funny and also nice spelling mistakes had been done (and i have a very bad english)
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Post by desel on Jan 18, 2009 4:01:18 GMT -5
lmao ice blitz good work man
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Post by Magiks Dream on Jan 23, 2009 2:30:38 GMT -5
why did Zezima cross the road?
To get to the 1 gp on the other side :D
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Post by creeep10 on Feb 4, 2009 16:53:46 GMT -5
hehe, nice jokes!^^ some i dont understand maybe me englisch is to nooby
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minihodgy200
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Post by minihodgy200 on Feb 21, 2009 18:21:19 GMT -5
Narr creep the english isn't spell checked it's got a few sentence structure problems but the content is hilarious and ive never heard an jokes like them haha... funny as.. =]
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Post by kippetje5 on Feb 28, 2009 14:25:46 GMT -5
Lol these are funny.
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Post by tannerlol on Mar 11, 2009 4:40:09 GMT -5
Loved the Ice Blitz. Good Work.
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Post by bubbawubba7 on Apr 12, 2009 13:17:36 GMT -5
the Ice blitz joke was funny
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Post by II Mclean II on Apr 16, 2009 12:54:02 GMT -5
they were some funny jokes!, hah, he saved him mom with a lobster =p
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Post by battledevil5 on Apr 23, 2009 18:36:54 GMT -5
Zezima praises saradomin the one and only god, praises guthix for dying on the cross, and doesn't let zamorak deceive him. Zezima doesn't work out, he trains strength. ( just came up with that lol)
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